First Draft: Donald Trump Says Ted Cruz Stole Victory in Iowa Caucuses

From rss.nytimes.comFebruary 3, 10:02 PM
“After hinting at it for a day, Donald J. Trump on Wednesday bluntly accused Senator Ted Cruz of “stealing” his Iowa caucuses victory and demanded a do-over.”
HA! I keep picturing him, laying on his back, his face purple, that hideous excuse for ‘hair’ flopping all around showing off his bald . . . kicking his legs, thrashing his arms, and screaming at the top of his voice:

IT’S NOT FAIIIIIRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

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